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Reblog and see if you get a color. PURPLE: We near never speak, but I do enjoy your presence on my dashboard.
FUCHSIA: I wish I could become your best friend through the internet.
GREY: You leave me with jumbled words.
RED: I'm in love with you.
PINK: I have a crush on you.
TURQUOISE: You're hot.
CHARTREUSE: I sincerely wish you would notice me.
TEAL: We have quite a lot in common.
BLUE: You are my Tumblr crush.
ORANGE: I dislike your page.
YELLOW: PLEASE FUCK ME.
WHITE: PLEASE MARRY ME.
GREEN: I find you cute.
BLACK: I would date you.
BROWN: I dislike you.

(Source: R2--D2)

The stories we love best do live in us forever. So whether you come back by page or by the big screen, Hogwarts will always be there to welcome you home.
- J.K. Rowling.
—(via youvegottafriendinme)

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sherlock-is-my-pressure-point:

Happy Birthday Harry!  Happy Birthday JK Rowling!

sherlock-is-my-pressure-point:

Happy Birthday Harry!  Happy Birthday JK Rowling!

(Source: 808vibesss)

iamthedukeofurl:

wholockian-at-hogwarts:

WHAT DO YOU AMERICANS MEAN WHEN A SHOW IS ON AT LIKE FUCKIN “8/7c” WHAT IS THAT????

We never switched over to metric timekeeping. The c stands for “Caw”, referring to how many times a majestic eagle has flown overhead and cawed that day. Sometimes the eagles are feeling sluggish, so the show could be on after either the 7th or 8th caw. 

(Source: liliana-fffffff)

icedcoffeeheavyweights:

noodlelifts:

comedycentral:

"You’re not supposed to eat Americone Dream after sex. You’re supposed to eat it during sex. That’s what the waffle cone pieces are for, they’re ribbed for your pleasure.” -Stephen Colbert

icedcoffeeheavyweights

Ribbed for your pleasure 😏

disneysmermaids:

cherribalm:

site that you can type in the definition of a word and get the word

site for when you can only remember part of a word/its definition 

site that gives you words that rhyme with a word

site that gives you synonyms and antonyms

THAT FIRST SITE IS EVERY WRITER’S DREAM DO YOU KNOW HOW MANY TIMES I’VE TRIED WRITING SOMETHING AND THOUGHT GOD DAMN IS THERE A SPECIFIC WORD FOR WHAT I’M USING TWO SENTENCES TO DESCRIBE AND JUST GETTING A BUNCH OF SHIT GOOGLE RESULTS

laurwegs:

The Golden Trio

Reblog if you want your followers to leave horrifically bad pickup lines in your askbox, anon or not

(Source: 2a22ma2terp2iioniic)

wolverxne:

Over the Rainbow | by: { Kyle Care }

wolverxne:

Over the Rainbow | by: { Kyle Care }

(Source: WOLVERXNE)

(Source: wasbella102)